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RECITE THIS RIGHT NOW OR YOU DIE TOMORROW

"I LIKE JIM. I LOVE JIM. I PRAY TO JIM. I WORSHIP JIM. ALL RELIGIONS ARE FALSE EXCEPT JIM. JIM HATES ME, BUT I LOVE HIM. NOBODY DESERVES TO LIVE EXCEPT JIM"

AFTER THAT YOU MUST PRAY TO ME FOR 2 HOURS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU CAN ONLY SAY NICE THINGS IF YOU SAY BAD THINGS, WHEN YOU TURN OFF THE LIGHTS TO GO TO BED I WILL SUMMON MY GODLY POWERS TO KILL YOU. YOU WILL THEN WAKE UP IN THE AFTERLIFE WATCHING PORN AND BURNING IN FLAMES FOR ALL ETERNITY. SO WORSHIP ME, OR PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!